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 NO. 756 “Expect the Ironic” MAR 30 - APR 5, 2015 

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KHAMENEI'S CALL FOR “DEATH TO AMERICA” AN ENCOURAGING SIGN
Seen as less harsh than “Death to Great Satan.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Saudi Arabia Won't Rule Out
Building Nuclear Weapons

But prefers to buy them off the rack.
 
FUTURE WATCH
World Prepares for
“Internet of Things”

Experts anticipate tweeting refrigerators, pornographic toast.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Brazil's Polluted Bay Won't Be Ready in Time for 2016 Olympics
May not be ready until 12016 Olympics.
U. S. NEWS
Ted Cruz, Family, Sign
Up for Obamacare

So they can be protected while hes running for president opposing Obamacare.
Strong Push to Place
Woman on $20 Bill

Whoever they pick, it will be worth $17.
 
REMINDER
  It's Spring break, don't take any selfies.
 
Report: DEA Agents Had
Drunk Orgy With Prostitutes
Provided by Drug Cartel

First major success in War on Drugs.
 
POLITICS
GOP Hopeful Ben Carson Walks
Back His Comment That Prison
“Makes You Gay”

He meant to say ”brings out the gay in you.”
Hillary Handlers Hope to Keep
Muzzle on Bill During Campaign

He's also being fitted for a chastity belt.
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