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 NO. 759 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 20 - 26, 2015 

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PUTIN HOLDS HIS ANNUAL NATIONWIDE CALL-IN SHOW
Takes calls from both supporters and those who once opposed him.
 
WORLD NEWS
EU Charges Google With
Antitrust Violations

Everyone googles “antitrust violations.”
Shroud of Turin Put on Public Display Again
Visitors can decide for themselves if it's a 14th century hoax or a 13th century hoax.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Surgeon General Urges Elmo to Get Vaccinated
And have a colonoscopy.
U. S. NEWS
Study: Veteran Suicide Prevention Hotline Frequently Overloaded
Leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you!
Company Plans to Begin Shipping Water From Alaska to California
Primarily for almond growers, marijuana farmers, swimming pools, golf courses, decorative fountains.
 
REMINDER
  If they outlaw guns, only unarmed black men will have guns.
 
POLITICS
All Presidential Candidates From Both Parties Agree on Vision for Future
They’re for going forward, not backward, for tomorrow, against yesterday.
Hillary Surprises Iowans, Meets Spontaneously With Average Citizens
Who were told what to discuss last week.
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