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 NO. 709 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 14 - 20, 2014 

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UKRAINE PARLIAMENT MEETS
To discuss crisis.
 
WORLD NEWS
Rare Tiny Chinese Cup Auctioned for $36 Million
Buyer thrilled it's also dishwasher safe.
France Bans Checking Work
Emails After 6 PM

Anyone caught working too hard will be deported to America.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS...
Bee Population Returns to Normal Levels
Be careful what you wish for.
U. S. NEWS
Medicare Payouts to 880,000 Doctors Made Public for First Time
Also revealed: their grades in medical school.
31% of American Food Supply
Lost or Uneaten Each Year

All of it vegetables.
Report: More Moms Staying at Home
Binge-watching everything.
 
REMINDER
  We're living in the golden age of speculative bubbles.
 
POLITICS
Rand Paul: GOP Can't Just Be “Party of Fat Cats, Rich Guys”
Shown: speaking before group of fat cats, rich guys.
Report: Hillary Clinton “Thinking” About Running for President
Also “thinking” about when to take next breath.
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