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 NO. 1224 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 18 - 24, 2024 

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TRUMP PREDICTS 'BLOODBATH' IF HE'S NOT ELECTED
Promises “beautiful bubblebath” if he wins.
 
WORLD NEWS
Six More Years: Putin
Wins in a Landslide

“We had a better ground game,” he says.
Paris Hopes to Move Homeless
Before Start of Olympics

City to stage homeless marathon with cash prizes, finish line in suburbs.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump to Receive Intel Briefs Again
This time they'll come with an air freshener.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Continues to Get
Delays of All His Trials

Only motion quashed was his request to move election up to July 4th.
House Passes Bill to Ban TikTok
“We can't dance,” explains one member.
 
REMINDER
  Purchasing a gun should be as easy as getting an abortion.
 
After Settlement, It's Once Again Okay to Say Gay in Florida
But only perjoratively.
 
POLITICS
Pence Won't Endorse Trump
“But please don't tell him.”
No Labels to Nominate
Presidential Ticket

Two lucky people to be picked at random.
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