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NO. 9 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 13 - 19, 2000

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TIPPER GORE KEEPING CALM
Outwardly serene, she keeps emotions to herself.
WORLD NEWS
Arafat, Barak Offer to
Mediate U.S. Election
Would settle dispute in less volatile atmosphere in Jerusalem.
Europeans More Than a Little
Amused at Our Election Woes
Some can't stop laughing, causing doctors to worry.
ELECTION 2000
U.S. Considers National Voice Vote
Applause-o-meter also gaining favor.
Two Medical Marijuana
Initiatives Pass

Federal Drug Czar McCaffrey freaks out, given prescription sedatives, anti- depressants.
Network Projection: Too
Close to Call in 2004
McCain ahead by 23 electoral votes; Missouri, Ohio could still go for Kerry.
U. S. NEWS
IRONIC TIMES EXCLUSIVE:
  TIE-BREAKING VOTE IS FORMER MRS. LIEBERMAN
“I wouldn't vote for him if he crawled to me on his hands and knees,” she tells Warren Christopher.
Bush, Transition Team, Move
Into Set of "West Wing"
Will work closely with Martin Sheen.
 
Gore Offers to Hand Count
All U.S. Ballots Himself
Vice President is hard worker, very good with numbers.
 
BUSH HURT IN VOTING ACCIDENT
Thought he was voting for himself.
ENTERTAINMENT
Slobodan Milosevic Picked
For Next ‘Survivor’
CBS pleased to have former Serb strongman.
 
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