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SPORTS
Holyfield Agrees to Fight Himself
Title bout will take place in Las Vegas early next year.
PGA to Tiger Woods: "Play
Left-Handed"
Golfing phenom "just too good" playing right-handed.
XFL Will Experiment With
Concealed Weapons
But not in final two minutes.
 
BUSINESS NEWS
Dot-Coms Dropping Like Flies
But fly swatters are selling well.
GATES EARNS MILLIONS
Bill Gates earned $14.3 million during this yawn.
THEATER
"Six Authors in Search of a
Character" to Close

Play couldn’t find its audience.
 
 
REMINDER
If you haven't voted yet, now would be a good time.
SHOW BUSINESS
WEEKEND'S TOP GROSSING FILMS 
  How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa 7.0M
  Meet the Grandparents 4.6M
  I Know What You Saw
     Last Summer
4.6M
  Rugrats in Hell 4.6M
  Titanic II 0.2M
 
SCIENCE
New Electron Microscope Reveals
How Many Angels Can Dance
On the Head of a Pin

Seventeen.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
"Everything in Moderation" Diet
Under Attack From Experts
Eating reasonable amounts of a variety of foods deemed "risky and dangerous."
 
CORRECTION
Last week, in a story about the C.I.A., a mix-up occurred involving so-called "aliases" we intended to use when referring to actual agents in the field. As a result of the mix-up the real names and not the "aliases" were inadvertently published. We apologize to the Central Intelligence Agency, the Department of Defense, the Secretary of State, and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization for any confusion this may have caused.

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