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SPORTS
SAMMY SOSA TRADED TO ENGLAND
Cub slugger exchanged for two Cricket players to be named later.
ENTERTAINMENT
"Wizard of Oz," "Gone With the Wind" Now in Dead Heat for '39 Oscar
Gable doesn't give a damn.
Ventriloquists' Dummies Meet
in Las Vegas
Little accomplished during 3-day symposium.
 
NATURE
Bears in Yellowstone Learning
Sign Language
Being taught to warn visitors not to feed them.
 
RELIGION
Once Again, Family, Friends, Faith Top Annual List
No change in Satanic Magazine's "Top 10 Things We Hate."
BUSINESS
Mir Could Become Japanese
Love Hotel

Last minute negotiations underway to sell troubled Russian space station.
Lack of Money, Content Dooms poorandstupid.com
"I don’t understand what happened," says ex-CEO.
 
POLITICS
Cheney Alive, But Barely
Condition should not effect his responsibilities as Vice President.
Bush: "I Will Never Have a Mandate"
Not interested in dating men, he says.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Generic, Over-The-Counter
Placebo Given OK by FDA
"It can’t hurt," a spokesman said.
 
Bioengineered Corn Chips Not All Bad, Says High School Football Coach
517 lb. lineman, fed tainted snacks, seems healthy.

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