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PAGE THREE - DECEMBER 25 - 31, 2000
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PEOPLE
WEIGHTLESS
"Ally McBeal" star Calista Flockhart is now weightless, according to her doctors.
O.J. Simpson Not Accused
of Punching Girlfriend
Doesn't lock her out of car; does not run red light later that day.
 
BOOKS
Hillary $8M Book Deal
Second All-Time Highest
First is still Lewinsky deal at $47 billion.
 
PROFILE
    EXCLUSIVE:

Laura Bush Reveals a Little of Herself

In a chat with Ironic Times, the First Lady-in-waiting told us she's a follower of Madame Blavatsky and the Theosophists; that she once tried peyote (and didn't like it); and that she doesn't like speaking in public, but does so to support her husband.

MAN IN THE STREET
This Week's Question:
Q: "Had the situation been reversed and George Bush were behind in Florida, would you have allowed the recount to continue?"
Tony, Washington, D.C.:
You bet I would. And politics would have nothing to do with it. What's this for?
Sandra, Washington, D.C.:
If Mr. Bush's lawyers were able to convince me to stop the recount, I’m sure they could convince me to let it continue.
Tony, Washington, D.C.:
To balance the previous decision, yes I would.
Bill, Washington, D.C.:
Absolutely. I hate to see the Court get involved in state matters.
Clarence, Washington, D.C.:
I would, if it meant my wife's job.
 

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