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PAGE TWO - FEBRUARY 12 - 18, 2001
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PEOPLE
HEFNER: I'M NOT HAPPY
Reveals, in painful Vanity Fair interview, that he's gay.
 
SHOW BUSINESS
TV Industry Braces for
Crippling Strike
Cue card holders to walk out next week.
Sex Scenes on TV Too Frequent,
Says Panel of Experts
Not frequent enough, says public.
Cast of "Friends" to Vote if
Courtney Cox or Jennifer
Aniston is Fed to Sharks
Episode shot in New Zealand could lure "Survivor" viewers back home.
 
CORRECTION
  Last week, in a story about terrorism in cyberspace, we inadvertently embedded the code for a highly destructive computer virus in a hyperlink which went on to infiltrate millions of servers and eventually annihilate the entire infrastructure of the Internet. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
REAL ESTATE
Bush Tax Cut to Aid Those
Without Second Homes
Providing for "second homeless" a top priority, says aide.
 
INTERNET
TOP 10 SEARCHES ON THE INTERNET LAST WEEK:
  1. Britney Spears
  2. French javelins
  3. Dark roast coffee
  4. Dean Martin roasts
  5. Foster Brooks
  6. Foster’s Ale
  7. Ally McBeal
  8. Bulimia
  9. Mia Farrow
  10. Pharaoh Sanders
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
REMAINS ARE THOSE OF ATHEIST MADALYN MURRAY O'HAIR
Death attributed to “act of God.”

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