| CRIME |
 Roving Gangs
of Cupids Latest Urban Threat
Law enforcement officials say
they have “no
answer—yet.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Ku Klux Klan Purchases Fox
News Channel
No changes planned. |
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 "These Old
Broads" Gets First 0.0 Rating in
Desirable Demographic
TV movie watched
by “virtually no males, 18-49,”
according to A.C. Nielsen. |
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"Hannibal" Success
Changing Hollywood
Studio execs, once reticent, now openly
eating each other for lunch. |
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Eminem and Elton John to Sing
Together at Grammys
They'll follow dance team of David Duke
and Barney Frank. |
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| SPORTS |
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XFL Looking into
"Inappropriate"
Fan Behavior
Will add more cameras
to cover it. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Rehnquist, Scalia, Thomas,
Kennedy,
O'Connor to Strip at GOP Fund-Raiser
Dance routine will be tasteful, they
promise. |
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| SCIENCE |
SPECIAL
FEATURE:
Nanotechnology
and the Promise of
Microscopic Machines |
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(magnified
10,000 times)
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ELECTRIC CAN
OPENER THE SIZE OF A
CESIUM ATOM
Scientists at MIT built
this atomic-sized
appliance to demonstrate
the possibilities of
nanotechnology. Next: a
tuna salad sandwich that
can fit inside a muon. |
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| SPACE |
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NASA
LANDS SMALL PROBE ON
LARGE POTATO
Contemplating
manned trip to
marshmallow. |
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U.S. Spacecraft Hits
Eros, Proving Dangerous Orbits Can Be Changed
Asteroid now headed for earth. |
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