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PAGE THREE - APRIL 9 - 15, 2001
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SPACE
Hubble Finds Ten Billion Year-Old Supernova From Universe's Adolescence
Exploding star has bad attitude, acne.
Small Asteroid Worried Earth
Might Collide With It

On heightened alert, inhabitants keeping a close eye on us.
 
TRAVEL
Sodom and Gomorrah Opening
Soon in Las Vegas

Hotel-casino will "have it all," says owner Steve Wynn.
 
ART
MONA LISA ON LOAN
For the next month, Leonardo's masterpiece will be on loan to Fred Sapirstein and Nunzio Panelli.
GUEST COLUMNIST



An Important Message from Charlton Heston About Gun Safety
Do keep your loaded weapon under your pillow at night, cocked and ready.

Don't let your pets play with your guns, unless they are well supervised.

Do teach your preschooler how to handle a weapon properly, a lesson he will take with him to kindergarten and beyond.

Don't fire repeatedly into your target once he is down - it makes cleanup a bigger chore than it needs to be.

And finally, Do remember that April is Gun Safety Awareness Month, and there's no better time to use a gun safely!

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