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EARTH DAY 2001
Earth Day Celebrated Around Globe
Here in the U.S. we traditionally trot out the monster trucks.
 
SHOW BUSINESS
Dr. Laura's TV Talk Show Cancelled
She'll be replaced by a rotating group of gay and lesbian hosts.
Teen Gross-Out Movies In Crisis
All bodily functions have been used.
“Who Wants to Live” Debuts on Fox
Combination quiz show-Nazi death camp attracting egghead-skinhead audience.
TV Movie in the Works on
U.S. Spy Plane Flap

Anti-American version also being made for lucrative Chinese market.
 
BUSINESS
Conservative Businessmen in
Quandary Over China

They hate communism, but love money.
WTO Promotes Exports From Developing Economies
Body parts, golf balls top list.
Iwantahotfoot.com, Once Bigger Than General Motors, Files For Bankruptcy
“Easy come, easy go,” says 19-year old founder.
 
POLITICS
Gore's Record as Most
Influential #2 Is Broken

Bush even more influential.  
Study: Mothers Should Stay
Home with Young Children

Can pay for food, rent with trust funds.
 
RELIGION
Poll: Majority Believe God is Male
 
   Male 53%  
   Female 28%  
   Neither 11%  
   Other 4%  
   Don't Know 2%  
   Know 1%  
   Am 1%  
 
HIGH TECH
New Cell Phone Connects
10 on One Line, Each User
With Different Ring

Innovative "party line" technology will appeal to teenagers, indigent.
 
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
“I am Oz, the great and powerful!”
-- Alan Greenspan  

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