BUSH NAMES
NEW FBI DIRECTOR
Praises Mueller for “never
spying for the Russians.” |
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Powell Working on Framework
For Mideast Peace
Involves drilling for oil in the West
Bank. |
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Mexico's President Marries
His Press Secretary
Woman who speaks for Fox will now be
telling him what to say. |
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Soviet Economy Collapsed Due
to
Overspending on U.S. Spies
Stasi files reveal nothing left to run
country after payouts to Americans. |
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Europe: Anti-Missile Shield
Must Protect Three Tenors
Will oppose any system
that doesn't. |
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Rebates Headed for U.S.
Taxpayers
Not only to super rich, but also to very
rich, quite rich, and simply rich. |
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Dispute Between FBI, Justice
Dept. on Crime Statistics Turns Violent
29 injured in brawl. |
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John Kerry Mulls Slogans for
Presidential Bid
Top choice: “Not the Kerry who committed
atrocities in Vietnam.” |
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You May Have Won $34
Million!!!
Publishers Clearing House settles
deceptive
practices suit!! Odds of actually
collecting 1 in 2,473,109. |
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 REMINDER
Everyone's out to get you. |
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It's “Loony Bin
Days” in
Staid New England Town
Every summer, the conservative and deeply
religious village of East Winthorp, Mass.
rounds up all the “kooks, crazies,
and subversives” and throws them in
a mental institution. |
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