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PAGE THREE - AUGUST 13 - 19, 2001
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HEALTH / MEDICINE
First Lion Successfully Cloned
But he seems “a bit nervous.”
Bush Weighed Stem Cell Options
Without Looking at Polls

Rove did the polling, Cheney made decision based on Rove's numbers.
 
TRENDS
Nostalgia for 70's Fades; 80's Nostalgia on the Rise
Culture moving from “Me&q#148; generation to “It Wasn't Me” generation.
 
FOOD
Co-Winners Celebrate Victory
The two tied for first place at the Texas Chili Cook-Off Championships.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Layoffs Hit New High In July
Internet especially hard h
MAN ON THE STREET
Question: “Is a married man committing adultery if he has sex with a robot?”
Bill C., N.Y., “Not if it's just a blowjob - I wouldn't call that adultery.”
Woody A., N.Y., “It all depends on the situation. How can anyone tell anyone what they should or shouldn't do?”
Michael J., L.A., “I had sex with a robot once, but it was before I was married, so I'd say - no.”
Laura S., L.A., “If a married man has sex with a robot, a hamster, or a bowl of overripe fruit, it is adultery.”

R2D2, L.A., “Yes.”

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