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ENTERTAINMENT
Fox Bringing Back "Baywatch" as Two-Hour TV Movie
Longer format promises twice as many breasts.
Condit-Chung Interview Gets 30 Share
ABC orders ten more.
Five Hollywood Studios to
Offer Movies on Internet

Hoping consumers jump at chance to pay five dollars to download grainy postage stamp-sized copy-protected files of last year's flops.
 
PEOPLE
Nothing New in Over a Week
.From Dennis Rodman

No loud parties, lawsuits, scandals.
Martin Sheen Announces He'll Run for Second Term
Actor is “delusional and needs rest,” says his doctor.
WORLD NEWS
Israelis, Palestinians Spiral Downward Into Bottomless Pit of Endless War
But Mideast weather remains excellent.
Genghis Khan's Gravesite Discovered
Asia, Europe breathe a sigh of relief.
 
SCIENCE
Cloning Changes Population Estimates
Could double every year; additional parking urged.
 
BULL THE SIZE OF A RED BLOOD CELL CREATED IN LAB
Researchers hope to stage microscopic bullfights, charge money to see them.
 
Speed of Light Has Increased
Over Time

E now equals mc squared “more or less.”
 
TRENDS
More People in U.S. Driving
On Left Side of Road

Trend is “troubling,” says an auto club spokesman.

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