| PICTURE OF THE
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| SENATORS GATHER TO
BID SAD FAREWELL TO PHIL
GRAMM |
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| PUBLISHING |
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U.S. News & World
Report is 47th in College Rankings of
News Magazines
Finishes just behind
Embalming Week.
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| TRENDS |
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Futurists Say Cashless Society
Just Around the Corner
Unemployed say it's already
here. |
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| RELIGION |
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Vatican's First
Space Probe Launched
Pius-XII
rocket successfully sends
cargo of “sensitive
WWII documents” into
permanent orbit. |
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 ASK JESUS |
Q: Is it proper for a rich
man who runs a large company to award
himself a huge bonus while at the same
time laying off thousands of employees?
A: Who are you
talking about, Michael Eisner? No,
it's not proper, it's dead
wrong for him or any of these
multi-millionaire moguls to profit at the
expense of others. To hell with them all,
and I'm not kidding. |
Q: Is it fair to blame
President Bush for our current economic
slump?
A: He's
the shmuck who wiped out the surplus with
his cockamamie tax cut, isn't he? Of
course you can blame the faith-based
Bozo. |
Q: Can a person really walk
on water?
A: Look, if
everyone could walk on water, then what
am I? Actually, they make these
lightweight styrofoam shoes now that do
the trick, but they're difficult to
master. |
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