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PAGE THREE - OCTOBER 22 - 28, 2001
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SPORTS
Quiet Week for Sports Fans
Too early for curling, and hackey sack season just ended.
China an Early Favorite in Olympic Lifting
However, some have questioned nationís adherence to ban on steroids.
 
BOOKS
THIS WEEK'S BEST-SELLER LIST
  1. The Survivalist's Handbook: Deluxe Edition
  2. Nostradamus is a Big Fat Ignoramus
  3. How to Make a Fortune in the Coming Depression
  4. The Koran For Dummies
  5. How to Build Your Own Spaceship
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
U.S. Surrenders to Taliban
American women to begin wearing chadors immediately.
 
IRONIC TIMES EXCLUSIVE

CNN'S 6 QUESTIONS FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN

1. What's your favorite cable news network?
2. Are you currently an AOL subscriber?
3. How would you like to get Time, People, and Sports Illustrated for one year at 50% off the regular newsstand price?
4. Do you get HBO?
5. How about Cinemax?
6. (from Larry King) Do you sleep in the nude?
 
ODDS AND ENDS
 
SMUCKER'S BUYS JIF
Wall Street analyst calls it “perfect case of corporate synergy.”

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