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PAGE THREE - OCT. 29 - NOV. 4, 2001
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THE WAR
Atta Almost Caught Several Times Before Attack
Questioned about false visa in Miami; detained after buying explosives in New York; stopped briefly while transporting anthrax across state lines.
Cheney-bin Laden Hideout Comparison
    Cheney bin Laden
Communications   yes yes
Golf   yes no
Concubines   no yes
Video Recording   yes yes
Heart Batteries   yes no
Plenty of Cash   yes yes
Safe Outside   no no
Still in Charge   yes yes
~ AL QAEDA RELEASES ITS 22 MOST WANTED LIST ~
 
George Bush Dick Cheney Colin Powell Donald Rumsfeld Condoleezza Rice
Dan Rather Peter Jennings Tom Brokaw Jay Leno Martin Sheen Hugh Hefner
Madonna Britney Spears Miss America Pierce Brosnan Martha Stewart
Ariel Sharon Jackie Mason Ben Stein Manny Moe Jack

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