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PAGE THREE - NOVEMBER 19 - 25, 2001
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NEWS FOR DOGS
SPOT IN TEXAS
First Dog takes first vacation since start of crisis.
 
SPORTS
Judge Orders Twins to
Play Next Year

Also orders them to bunt, hit-and-run more.
INTERNET
Pop-Up Advertiser X10.com
Sells First XCam2 Camera
Buyer accidentally orders one trying to close ad's browser window.
 
RELIGION
More People Turning to Divine Guidance Since Sept. 11
Unfortunately, they're in Al Qaeda.
NASA Releases First Photo of Heaven
Hubble picture produces no surprises.
MR. MOVIE:
Sneak Previews
Studio smarties say Sly Stallone's sending John Rambo, the machine gun-toting Vietnam vet with the all-American attitude, back into battle. This time he'll be bashing the butt of his big gun on the beans of those Taliban baddies. My spies tell me Gary Busey has the inside track to play bin Laden.
Just in: Liz Taylor's all set to reprise her role in an oft-delayed sequel to Black Beauty. Same for Mickey Rooney in a long-awaited installment of the Andy Hardy series. What took so long?
Holiday fare: expect the small fry to drag you to see Jim Carrey in How the Grinch Stole Ramadan. While they watch that, you can sneak over to the more challenging Topless in Seattle, with Mag Ryan and Tom Wanks.

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