Ironic Times

NO. 66 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 17 - 23, 2001

Dec 10
Dec 24
 
SHEIK OMAR, DISGUISED AS SANTA, ESCAPES FROM JAIL
He's caught a few hours later, at Macy's.
WORLD NEWS
Bin Laden's Last Defenders
Offering Stiff Resistance

Three wives, ten lookalikes proving tough to dislodge from Tora Bora.
Bush Decides to Scrap '72
ABM Treaty

U.S. now free to develop costly missile shield (which occasionally works against one missile fired in good weather in the daytime with advance warning).
Geraldo Rivera Survives Sniper
Attack In Afghanistan

“He can run, but he can't hide,” says a CNN sharpshooter.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
LAPD “Patrol Officer West” Action Figure Goes on Sale
Comes with guns, fake incriminating evidence, Mentally Ill Homeless Woman Target Figure.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Says He Welcomes Congressional Oversight
Congressional leaders agree to overlook everything.
Survey: Public Optimistic Heading
Into New Year

When asked, “Do you think you'll see 2002?” most respond positively.
J.C. Watts to Run Again Despite Term Limits Pledge Made in '94
Explains promise was made before he, uh, had more time to, uh, study the issue.
 
REMINDER
   Western civilization is on the wane.
 
Study: Nation Has Been in
Recession Since March

In depression since May, in quarantine since September, in police state since October.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Yellowstone National Highway Completed
Little-noticed eight-lane project approved, built, by Interior Department on September 12th.
FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE

   Copyright 2001 Ironic Times 

michael kors black friday michael kors black friday michael kors black friday beats by dre cyber monday michael kors black friday coach black friday Abercrombie and fitch black friday canada goose black friday kate spade black friday moncler black friday juicy couture black friday Dior black friday Chanel black friday coach cyber monday Dior black friday tory burch cyber monday louis vuitton black friday north face cyber Monday coach black Friday victoria secret black friday uggs black friday uggs cyber monday north face cyber Monday beats by dre cyber Monday michael kors cyber monday michael kors black Friday moncler cyber monday beats by dre cyber Monday michael kors black friday michael kors black Friday uggs cyber monday michael kors cyber monday beats by dre black friday north face cyber Monday beats by dre black Friday beats by dre cyber Monday canada goose cyber monday north face black friday north face black friday Oakley black Friday north face black friday beats by dre cyber Monday north face cyber monday moncler black friday uggs cyber monday north face cyber monday beats by dre black Friday black Friday beats by dre Babyliss cyber Monday coach cyber Monday michael kors cyber Monday michael kors black Friday lululemon cyber monday Babyliss black Friday uggs cyber Monday north face black friday christian louboutin cyber monday prada black friday mcm black friday michael kors cyber Monday christian louboutin cyber monday north face cyber monday Juicy Couture black friday north face cyber monday kate spade black friday uggs black friday north face black friday celine cyber monday north face black friday michael kors black Friday michael kors cyber Monday north face cyber monday michael kors black Friday Victoria Secret black friday north face cyber monday Oakley cyber Monday Babyliss black Friday uggs cyber monday beats by dre black Friday sale michael kors black Friday uggs black friday coach black friday uggs cyber monday kate spade cyber monday under armour cyber monday north face cyber monday michael kors black Friday uggs black friday uggs black friday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday michael kors black friday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday michael kors black friday uggs cyber monday north face cyber monday michael kors cyber Monday beats by dre black Friday north face black friday beats by dre black Friday beats by dre black Friday beats by dre cyber Monday north face cyber monday north face cyber monday michael kors cyber Monday uggs cyber monday michael kors black friday michael kors black friday michael kors cyber monday michael kors black friday michael kors black friday michael kors cyber monday michael kors black friday michael kors cyber monday uggs cyber monday uggs cyber monday uggs black friday uggs black friday uggs black friday uggs cyber monday north face cyber monday uggs black friday uggs black friday uggs cyber monday uggs black friday