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THE YEAR IN PICTURES
 
Annual Nudist Migration Monitored Closely
Thousands of oceanographers gather to view the spectacular event.
 
Conservatives Take Control in Zanzibar
Crackdown on crime, tougher penalties for criminals, says new President (left).
 
ABC Criticized for Airing 1-Hour "Victoria's Secret"
Broadcast pummeled by critics who said it was "not nearly long enough."
 
Cloning Gets Off to Bad Start
Early experiments produce mixed results.
 
Bluto and Popeye Outed
Olive Oyl said to be "devastated."
2001
 
Loch Ness Monster Admits Hoax
Pre-historic sea creature apologizes for misleading public.
 
Walt Disney Celebrates 100th Birthday
Says he’s "a lttle chilly" but otherwise "feels great."
 
Computer Depicts Jesus as Short, Squat, Swarthy
Fits profile of savior, suicide bomber.
 
Bin Laden Spotted in Mecca
Attends gala Ramadan party with 10,000 lookalikes.
 
Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra.

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