Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE - JANUARY 7 - 13, 2002
page two

ODDS AND ENDS
Cheney Got Total Body Transplant in October
Doctors at Bethesda Naval Hospital with Cheney body transplant (right) before procedure.
BOOKS
"Hottie," "Noogie" Added to Merriam-Webster Dictionary
"Shrek," "whazzup" receive Honorable Mention.
 
COMMUNICATION
"Inside: Important Survey About What You Think" Decoded
Means: "It's not important, it isn't a survey,
send us money."
"I Want to Spend More Time With My Family" Translation Updated
Currently means: "I've been fired."
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Comet Destroys Disneyland
But Knott's Berry Farm is spared.
LAST YEAR'S PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS
THE SCORECARD
Madam Futura predicted "a terrible tragedy causing the deaths of thousands on Sept. 10."
WRONG. Nothing of the kind happened on that date.
Miss Cleo predicted "a significant paradigm shift effecting millions of people."
CORRECT. When Live With Regis and Kathie Lee became Live With Regis and Kelly everything changed.
Cassandra predicted "the invention of a low-priced anti-aging cream that will be sold on the Internet exclusively by the inventor."
CORRECT. Amazingly, Cassandra herself invented just such a miracle emollient and marketed it on the Internet.
Psam the Psychic predicted "an amazing new personal transportation device that will change the way we get around in cities."
CORRECT. A new and improved version of the pogo stick went on sale.
Gupta predicted "the use of the mail system to send letters laced with a deadly form of anthrax to leading politicians and media figures."
WRONG. Had Gupta submitted his prediction on time, this one would have been correct, but rules are rules.
(Results compiled by the Psychic News Service)

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
 Copyright 2002 Ironic Times