Ironic Times

 NO. 70 "Expect the Ironic" JANUARY 14 - 20, 2002 

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NEVADANS WELCOME NATION'S NUCLEAR WASTE
Locals (shown above) not concerned about possible effects of radiation.
 
WORLD NEWS
New Afghan Government Taking Shape
Warlords, thieves, highwaymen and one woman will serve as ruling council.
Report: Bin Laden Now Looks
Like Mullah Omar

Also, Mullah Omar now looks like bin Laden.
Madonna Says She'll Pay Off
Argentina's Debt

Will use portion of proceeds from
her next world tour.
 
HIGH TECH
Sony's Latest AIBO Goes on Sale
$1500 robotic pet aimed at "the man who has everything — except a life."
U. S. NEWS
White House Downplays
Enron Scandal

"Nobody got a blow job," says Ari Fleischer.
New York Stock Exchange, NASDAQ Indicted in Ponzi Scheme
Suit claims early investors profit at expense of everyone else.
 
REMINDER
   Always cash in your stock before
   declaring bankruptcy.
 
Bush Administration to Roll Back Key Provisions of 1972 Clean Air Act
Recently renamed: "Lots of Things More Important Than Clean Air Act."
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Pony Express Goes on the Internet
Website allows customers to track progress of parcel and horse it's on.
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