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PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Amazing Chinese Acrobats Dazzle Audience
Just before being beheaded.
ENTERTAINMENT
Bowing to Critics, CNN Pulls Paula
Zahn "Just a Little Sexy" Promo

New promo: "Paula - Too hot for Fox!"
Moby Dick Opens in Las Vegas
2000-room hotel features live whale hunt, man-made ocean.
 
PEOPLE
Historian Stephen Ambrose's
Identity in Doubt

His life shows remarkable similarities to someone else's.
 
BUSINESS
Attention All K-Mart Shoppers
We're going out of business.
EU Ministers Issue Report
Euro is catching on.
SCIENCE
Near Miss: YB5 Asteroid Could Have Wiped Out France, Say British Scientists
Unfortunately, it didn't.
Experts Say Life Has Gotten Too Simple, Easy to Manage
Latest study contradicts all previous studies done on the subject.
 
HEALTH

Study: Binge Drinking Causes Rise in Blood Pressure, Steady Drinking Doesn't
Healthiest method: start in the morning, drink moderately but steadily all day, stop when there's no fuckin' booze left in the whole fuckin' house.
 
ASTROPHYSICS
Johns Hopkins Researchers
Discover Color of Cosmos
Scientists, religious leaders, public agree: God made a bad choice.

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