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PAGE THREE - JAN 28 - FEB 3, 2002
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PEOPLE
Christie Brinkley
Testifies Before Congress

About something-or-other.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
FTC: #1 Consumer Fraud
Complaint is Identity Theft

Number two: Celebrity lookalikes.
 
HEALTH /MEDICINE
Swedish Study: Stress
Makes People Fat

Especially stress from reading stories like this.
 
CORRECTION
  Last week, in an article about Michael Jackson (left), we mistakenly ran a photograph of Liza Minnelli. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.
EXCLUSIVE FEATURE

Q: What's the story behind this Enron mess? Is the Bush Administration culpable for being so chummy with these crooks?
A: Careful who you call a crook, Mr. Didn't Declare His Gambling Winnings To The IRS. Anyway, yes, of course they're culpable, as are all the other liars in Washington, D.C. You don't have to be a Supreme Being to figure that one out.
Q: What's going to happen in the Middle East between Israel and the Palestinians? Will there be peace, or war?
A: Duh.
Q: How will the Philadelphia Phillies do next year?
A: They'll finish third.
(God welcomes your questions, but apologizes that He can't possibly answer all of them.)

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