Pete Rose should be managing by now . . . Look for a major league club in Myanmar by next year . . . I love the designated hitter rule . . . The true fan arrives on time and leaves on time . . . When did players start wearing numbers? . . . And while we're at it, what's with this "designated hitter" rule? . . . I miss the ads for chewing tobacco . . . Players today have no respect for their agents . . . If you have any old baseball cards, don't throw them away - they're great for wobbly tables . . . Hot dogs have no place in a ballpark . . . If women played, the game would be even longer . . . That's all for now.