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SCIENCE
Antarctic Ice
Melting Faster
Than Expected

Global warming affecting Larsen B Ice Shelf (right).
"Space Elevator" Could Be Built in Ten Years, Say Scientists
Escalator to the moon also a possibility.
No Major Discoveries Last Week
At least nothing you would understand.
 
HEALTH /MEDICINE
Brit Study: Prozac May Cause Cancer
Anxious users take more Prozac.
Percentage of College Students
Who Are Binge Drinkers Holding Steady at 44.4%

But not real steady.
 
CORRECTION
In a recent article about the President's "Clear Skies Program," the photograph at left was misidentified as the "Before" photo. It is in fact the "After" photo. We regret the error.
SPORTS
Shirt Worn by Pele in 1970 World Cup
Victory Goes for $224,600 at Auction

Socks and jock strap could fetch a million.
Forbes Magazine: Baseball Made Money Last Year
Commissioner disputes figures, claims they don't include foul balls kept by fans.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
New Biography: Real Robinson Crusoe Had Sex with Goats
Ben Stiller will star in screen adaptation.
Academy's Top Acting Awards Opens Door for Minorities in Movie Biz
More black doormen being hired in Hollywood.
New Study: Brand Loyalties
Formed in Infancy

"Teletubbies" moving to primetime.
 
PEOPLE
Marilyn Manson Now More Popular Than Charles Manson
But still not as popular as Marilyn Monroe.

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