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PEOPLE
Stripper Hopes to Become Next President of France
But, to be safe, she's keeping her day job.
Mortuary Mix-Up: Milton Berle Buried in Queen Mum's Grave
May have been wearing a similar dress.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
BBC Plans "Survivor" Type
Show For 12-Year-Olds

Will eventually be turned into novel by William Golding.
 
BUSINESS
Slot Machines Designed for the Blind Rolled Out in Las Vegas
Ray Charles loses $32,000 in a matter of hours.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Nicotine-Laced Lollipops Catching
On With Smokers Trying to Quit

Also with children trying to start.
Americans Get Too Much,
Too Little Sleep

Should sleep less, more say two latest studies.
 
SPACE

NASA: Mars Soil Contains Chlorophyll
Finding suggests the existence of
toothpaste.
 
LAW
Supreme Court to Review
Three Strikes Law

Will also take a look at designated hitter rule.
 
ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK
  One year ago this week we debuted
"ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK."

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