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ALSO IN THE NEWS
Elmo Appears Before Congress
Muppet, on advice of his lawyer, cites his Fifth Amendment rights and refuses to testify.
 
INTERNET
CIA Accuses China of Planning
Cyber-Attacks on Key
U.S. Internet Sites

PamelaAnderson.com beefs up security.
 
NOSTALGIA
Study: Fondness for the '80's Fading
Same for the '90's.
 
SPORTS
Yao Ming Eligible for NBA Draft
Chinese center, ten feet tall, is expected to go early.

Lots of speculation about who the Dems will put up against Dubya in '04. One bit of Beltway blather goes this way: Gore drops out after the straw polls, a Draft Hillary movement fizzles, leaving a compromise ticket of Tom Daschle and Magic Johnson. Another scenario has Bob Kerrey and John Kerry running together as a homonym honeymoon.

My personal favorite is an all-Kennedy ticket of rotating Kennedy family members (except Schwarzenegger, a Republican, and the Skakel kid).

All this hinges on whether we go back to holding democratic elections. Don't forget to vote, if it's legal in your area.

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