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PEOPLE
Second Coming: Christ Returns
Manner of return surprises some.
Saddam Hussein "Not Interested" in
Weapons of Mass Destruction

Reclusive writer says he just wants to direct.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
"Houston Medical" a
Real Life "ER"

Documentary based on fictionalized medical drama, drawn from reality as imagined version of docudrama.
 
BUSINESS
Enron Paid 140 Top Execs $744
Million In Merit Bonuses Just
Before Collapse

In appreciation of their fine work.
 
TRENDS
Most Americans
Enjoy Being Surveyed

85% prefer it to being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.
 
SCIENCE
Space the Color of Latte
Time the color of money.
World's Oldest Intact
Sarcophagus Found

Archaeologists stumble upon it on floor of the U.S. Senate.
Earth Just Misses Colliding
With Asteroid

Residents of asteroid "greatly relieved."
 
BIO TECH
Genetic Engineering Conference Held in Canada
Positive effects of cloning are discussed.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Alaska's Temperature Rises 7 Degrees in Last 30 Years
Much more comfortable for oil workers relocating from Texas.
 
LAW
Supreme Court Backs Door-to-Door Solicitations
Right to be annoying is "one of our most
cherished liberties," says Scalia.
People Choose Aqua as
New M&M Color

Supreme Court overrules vote, declares purple the winner.

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