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PRIMITIVE TRIBE OF WHITE
MEN DISCOVERED
They possess only the most rudimentary
understanding of creative accounting
practices |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Americans "Just Don't Get It,"
Say Europeans
"Get what?" say Americans. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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President's Dogs Distance
Themselves From Him
Spot, Barney may return
to Texas as corporate
accounting scandal
spreads. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Stock Market in Free Fall,
Investors Panic
Communist Party expected to win majority
in House, Senate. |
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Cheney's Bunker Found
But no sign of Cheney. |
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Latest Poll: Reno Pulls Ahead
Of Bush in Florida
Voters responding to her
"party animal" image. |
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REMINDER
 You
need a vendor's license to sell apples in
a public place. |
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Report: Al Qaeda Planning to
Disrupt U.S. Water Supply
May attempt to switch
"hot" and "cold,"
flush all our toilets at once. |
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Pay Ratio of CEOs to Workers
Now Exceeds Ratio of Owners
To Slaves in 1858
New figures include value of stock
options. |
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