| PEOPLE |
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Britney
Spears Presents Award to
Michael Jackson
He's named Father of
the Year. |
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Saddam Reportedly "Doesn't
Care" if U.S. Attacks
Too busy writing "mother of all novels." |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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"Beverly
Hillbillies" to Return
As Reality Series
CBS will move poor, ignorant, rural
family into huge mansion where
they'll be harassed by hucksters,
hooligans, and hilarious con men. |
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| WHERE ARE THEY NOW? |
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 Elvis
Presley
Presley rode to
rock-and-roll stardom in
the 1950's when his
hip-swinging, lip-curling
antics drove teenagers wild,
leading to a successful career in
movies as well as Las Vegas,
where he currently resides with
his six cats. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICNE |
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Studies: Coffee Causes,
Cures Cancer
Other studies contradict, confirm
findings. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Top Executive Discloses All
His Earnings, Pays All His Taxes
Last occurred in 1937. |
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 NEW
PRODUCTS
Faberge Egg Timer
Nifty timepiece for the
cook who has everything,
it's accurate to
within three-tenths of a
second.
Price: $14 million. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Rolling Stone Undergoes
Facelift
Drops coverage of pop culture to
concentrate on mineralogy, Newton's Laws
of Motion. |
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| MILESTONES |
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Strom Thurmond Celebrates
Birthday
Senator, who often jokes that he's
"almost as old as the country,"
turns 223. |
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