Ironic Times

 NO. 105 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 16 - 22, 2002 

Sept 9
Sept 23
 
JACK IN BAGHDAD FOR TALKS
Hopes to convince Saddam to disarm, try new bacon cheeseburger.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush: Nukes Should Not Be
Available to Hussein

"Still thinking" about Chirac.
Middle Eastern Nations Line
Up for Foreign Aid Bonanza

Qatar, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan expecting "mother of all bribes" to support U.S. war effort.
 
POLITICS
Thomas E. Dewey Wins Florida Democratic Primary
Unusual result highlights continuing problems with state's voting system.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
North Koreans, South Koreans Meet
Historic thumb wrestling match won by North, 3-2.
 
U. S. NEWS
Administration Presents Case for
Iraq Invasion to Congress

Cites 12% rise last year in sales of luxury SUVs.
Country Placed on "Extreme
High Terror Alert"

That's the least serious of the five categories.
Secret Appellate Court Meets
For First Time in 24 Years

After a lot of catching up, they get down to business.
 
REMINDER
   Don't wear a burnoose to your
   flight school interview.
 
Latest Survey: Violent Crime
Down, But Murders Up

Apparent contradiction due to over-crowded emergency rooms.
Three Men Detained After
Supposedly Planning "Attack"

Later, they are released and allowed to return to the White House.
9-1-1 Wins NY Lottery on 9/11
Provides big boost for those who believe "there's something weird going on."
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