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SPORTS
Angels Win, Thank Fans, Promise More
Team sold, manager fired, players traded.
Americans Prove They Can
Play in the NBA

"They've really made progress in their game," says Nikoloz Tskitishvili of the Nuggets.
 
MILESTONES
Last Member of the American
Middle Class Dies in Peoria

Harmon Pettibone Jr., 82, was neither very rich, nor very poor.
 
TRAVEL
Travel Idea: Visit the Factory Where Your $140 Shirt Was Made
Say hello to the $140-a-year worker who made it.
Lately Iíve been hearing a lot of chatter about my links to Osama bin Laden, how Iíve helped him and his group, Al Qaeda. Horsefeathers! Iíve never met the man. Oh, maybe once I bought a jar of jam with his name on it, but only because they were out of the brand I like. It was too sweet, by the way.
No, I have never had any contact with any member of any terrorist organization, unless you count the CIA. You remember, they were the ones that got me the weapons of mass destruction in the first place. They were my enablers, you might say in your Western colloquial way!
Gotta go. Theyíre screening The Godfather in one of the palaces (canít tell you which), and my favorite mistress will be on hand to peel my grapes for me. Should be fun. ĎBye.

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