Ironic Times

 NO. 113 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 11 - 17, 2002 

Nov 4
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  FREEWAY EXPERIMENT DISCONTINUED IN CALIFORNIA
"Any direction" lane closed pending further study.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. to Continue Targeted Assassinations Around Globe
Defends it as necessary to preserve a civilized world.
U.S. Looking Beyond War in Iraq
Already planning post-war humanitarian aid, puppet government, oil deals, casinos.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Thousands of Deer, Elk Flee to Canada After GOP Captures Senate
Birds, fish, trees also
trying to leave.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Win Majority of
Races for House, Senate

Democrats win majority of races for governor, dog catcher.
GOP Eyes Quick Approval for Stalled Federal Court Nominees
Fast track for Darth Vader, Cruella DeVille.
 
 
REMINDER
   Itís time to renew your companyís
   off-shore post office box rental.
 
Democratic Voters Turn Out in Record Numbers on November 6th
But election was held November 5th.
 
BUSINESS
SEC Searching for Suitable Replacement for Pitt
Looking for large, bearded man with close ties to the accounting industry.
 
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