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PEOPLE
First Cross-Dressers Convention Held in Philadelphia
Among those in attendance (l. to r.): Charles Zelnick, Victor McClivey, Ed Needleman, Jack Lopat.
 
LAW
High Court Mulls Three
Strikes Cases

Prompted by Noelle Bush's two convictions.
 
BOOKS
Best Sellers (Nonfiction)
 1.  You're Too Fat
 2.  Getting Thin Eating Whatever You Like
 3.  Surviving Your Hospital Stay: The
Emergency Room and Beyond
 4.  There's Nothing Wrong with My Body: Real Self-Imaging for Real People
 5.  You're Too Fat, Again!
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Garlic May Prevent Cancer
And just about everything else.
Tea May Have Hidden
Health Benefits

Provides just enough energy to make a cup of coffee.
 
SCIENCE
Army's New Laser
Weapon Tested Successfully

Highly concentrated energy beam blasts the moon to smithereens.
 
ELECTION 2002
Democrats Already Looking
For New Slogan for '04

Something better than: "We're just like them."
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Jennifer Lopez Announces Engagement to Ben Affleck
But FCC may disallow merger.

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