Ironic Times

page one
PAGE TWO – DECEMBER 2 - 8, 2002
page three

PEOPLE
More Trouble for Santa
Allegations of heavy drinking, partying continue to dog venerable Xmas icon.
Pope Issues Holiday E-Message
It's a recipe for Hunza bread.
 
BUSINESS
GM Recalls 150,000 Ford Trucks
Ford recalls 200,000 GM vans.
Only Massachusetts Still in Suit Against Microsoft
Only Massachusetts still using file cards, adding machines, and bicycle messengers.
First Dutch Cannabis Cafe
Marks 30th Anniversary

Or maybe it's the 31st.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Call for International Sanctions Against Human Fishing
This man was caught, then released.
SCIENCE
Iowa Cornfield Next to Gene-Altered Crop To Be Destroyed
Regulators tipped off by talking crow.
Study: Universe Made
Mostly of Dark Energy

More good news for Republicans.
 

Latest Poll Reveals Growing Resistance to Polling
37% lie about true opinions, 29% about age, 19% about gender, 10% about income, 5% don't know.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Administration Reinterpreting Environmental Laws
Translating them into Middle English.
Global Warming Warning: New York City Could Be Under Water by 2080
Unless drastic steps are taken, penthouse apartments will double in price.

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2002 Ironic Times