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PAGE THREE – DEC 30, 2002 - JAN 5, 2003
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THE YEAR IN PICTURES
 
Critics Call For Ban of Genetically Engineered Plants
Cite recent experiments (right) that went awry.
 
Karzai Releases Dove To Celebrate Peace
Immediately shot down by rival warlords and eaten.
 
Wife Carrying Network Now in 40 Million Homes
Fastest-growing cable channel since Dwarf Throwing Network.
 
$200 Million Cathedral Opens in Los Angeles
Archdiocese hopes it will help fulfill its mission to provide aid and comfort to the rich.
 
Naked Cowboy, Dead at 32
The popular street performer, a fixture in Times Square, from frostbite.
2002
 
Trent Lott Dangles Small Child From Balcony
Later apologizes.
 
Norton Protects
National Parks

Loggers reduce fire risk by forest thinning.
 
Astronauts Adjust Satellite Dish
Vastly improves reception of Eros, Playboy Channels.
 
Big Brother Hired by Kennedy Airport
He will observe everyone all the time.
 
Bigfoot, Dead at 81
The big hairy monster (left, in 1977 photo) who scared several generations of gullible children, from multiple gunshot wounds.

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