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PEOPLE
Leona Helmsley Found Guilty
Jury takes eight seconds to decide.
ENTERTAINMENT
Michael Jackson Interview Draws Huge TV Audience
Does well among middle-aged men who sleep with preadolescent boys.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Wal-Mart Pays
Men More Than Women

But more male employees forced to work overtime without compensation, says company spokesman.
LATEST FASHION TREND: The Hourglass Figure Is In
Breathing is out.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Expert: Obesity Bigger Problem
Than Terrorism

Obese terrorists biggest problem of all.
Viagra-Antidepressant Combo Effective Against Premature Ejaculation
Pfizer still searching for a celebrity spokesman.
Latest: Fried Foods Bad for You
Just in: fried foods good for you.
 
POLITICS

Judicial Nominees Cover Wide Spectrum of Philosophies
From Conservative to Feudal
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  North Korea Launches Nuclear
Attack on South

U.S. condemns action, warns Saddam he’s "almost out of time."

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