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PAGE THREE – APRIL 7 - 13, 2003
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FASHION
Spring Fashions Reflect the Times
Fresh, innocent out; grotesque, apocalyptic in.
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey Says Teens Following
Advice of Parents, Teachers by
Having Less Sex

Or so they tell us.
 
FEATURE
Which of the following items does not belong with the others:
A) Retired military experts
B) Young American soldiers
C) Conservative pundits
D) Automobile commercials
E) Dead and wounded Iraqi civilians
WHAT THEY WERE THINKING
 
Old ASIMO (left): “I remember reminding myself not to move. It wasn't my moment, it was his. They told me the job was mine for as long as I wanted it. So much for promises.”

New ASIMO

Old ASIMO, new ASIMO,
Tokyo, April 2, 2003.
(right): “I remember thinking what a jerk old ASIMO was. Not so much as one “Good luck,” which is in his vocabulary. They can recycle the ungrateful old rustbucket, for all I care.
 
SPORTS
Texas Rangers Granted Rights
To First Farm Team in Iraq

Baghdad Rangers will play in Double-A Cradle of Civilization League.
Buzkashi Added To '04 Olympics
Afghans early favorites in sport pitting two teams of horsemen vying for headless goat carcass.

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