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FOOD
Fried Spiders Heading to U.S. Dinner Tables
People who've tried them say they taste like ants.
INTERNET
Wi-Fi Ushers in Age of Omnipresent Wireless Computing
We'll be able to play solitaire and look at naked celebrities anywhere on the planet.
Online Divorce Growing in Popularity
More people meeting, marrying, splitting up on Internet.
 
SPORTS
High School Basketball Star
Gives Nike $100 Million

Shoe company is “dumbfounded,” says a spokesperson.
Cleveland Indians' Promotion Goes Awry
Bat Day turns into nightmare when thousands get loose, delay start of game.
PEOPLE
 
Mike Tyson Named “Sportsman of the Year”
Receives top honor at annual Homicidal Maniac Awards.
 
Clinton Speaks at Kennedy Library
Subject of talk: “Presidents, Politics, and Poontang.”
 
Whitney Houston Meets With Ariel Sharon
Your guess is as good as ours.
 
Rumsfeld in Auto Accident
Says head-on collision with SUV was “untidy, but driving is untidy.”

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