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PEOPLE
Another Setback For Woman Denied Drivers License in Florida
Now she's told she's ineligible for Daytona 500.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
TV Writers, Producers Fear FCC Decision Will Lead to Drop in Quality
Where, they wonder, will the next “Jackass” come from?
 
BUSINESS
Stock Market, Unemployment Soar
White House says many have quit working because their investments are doing well.
General Motors Offering Potential Buyers 24-Hour Test Drive
Same as promotion offered by Smith & Wesson.
National Weather Service Begins Using World’s Fastest Supercomputer
It can look out 30 billion windows simultaneously.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Australian-Chinese Study: Housework Prevents Ovarian Cancer
Men advised to sacrifice housework duties to save wives, girlfriends.
 
HIGH TECH
New Internet System Will Allow Entire Movies to Be Downloaded in Seconds
In the time it takes to say “Debbie Does Dallas” it's there.
 
SCIENCE
Stem Cell “Immortality” Gene Found
Promises a world where everyone looks like Dick Clark.
 
CORRECTION
Last week we reported that coalition forces in Iraq had uncovered two mobile laboratories capable of producing biological or chemical weapons. After we went to press it was learned that the vehicles in question were actually ice cream trucks. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.

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