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MEDIA
Controversial Talkshow Host Michael Savage Fired by MSNBC For Anti-Gay Remarks
Hired by Fox News Channel as their new “in-house liberal.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Sequel For Nia Vardalos:
"My Big Fat Greek Lawsuit"
 
BUSINESS
Enron Files Plan to Reorganize
Will begin hiring friends of the President as soon as possible.
Apple's Music Service Selling Songs On Internet for 99 Cents Each
Music industry execs selling apples on streetcorner for 99 cents each.
Hot Seller: U.S. Transportation Security Agency
2004 Calendar

Director Susan Hallowell (pictured) says money raised will help buy more X-ray devices.
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Trees Grow Better in New York City Than in Rural Areas
You got a problem with that?
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Man Wakes, Speaks After
19 Years in Coma

He asks: “Are we still friendly with Saddam Hussein?”
 
New Theory: Stonehenge a
                                        Massive Model of Female Genitalia -
                                        Would prove British
                                        didn't build it.
 
TRENDS
More Homeless Families Now in Manhattan Than During Depression
Except today they're considered middle class.
 
NEWS QUIZ
  Fill in the blanks:
Pentagon spokeswoman Victoria Clark resigns to spend more ____with her______.          (Answer last week)

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