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MEDIA
Peter Jennings Scores 99 on
Citizenship Exam

Still can't pronounce "about."
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA: Rocket Fuel OK in
Drinking Water

Just don't burp near an open flame.
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Chip Can Be Implanted in Humans
Would keep track of those who initially refused the implant.
Microsoft: Flaw in Windows Allows Hackers to Take Over Your Computer
Advises users to check bank accounts - if empty, you may have a problem.
First PDA for Cats Goes on Sale
May be turning point in evolution of the species.
SCIENCE

Genetically
Engineered
Corn Reaches
Markets

Consumers warned not to eat syringe.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Masturbating Lowers
Prostate Cancer Risk

Finally, some good news.
In TV Ads, Drug Company
Claims Many Have Adult
Attention Deficit Disorder

Fortunately, condition can be treated with some drug.
Anti-Compulsive Shopper Drug in Clinical Trials at Stanford
Aimed at preventing people from shopping till they drop.
 
PUBLISHING
Report: Penthouse May Fold
Couldn't compete with racier magazines like Cosmopolitan, Sports Illustrated, Parade.

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