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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Flash Mob
Celebrated for suddenly appearing in public places, acting weird, then leaving just as abruptly, they've stayed together, living communally in a large, ramshackle Victorian house about 60 miles north of New York City, sharing in the daily chores, and waiting for that time in our cultural mood when flash mobs will once again be in vogue.
 
PEOPLE
Tommy Chong Released From
Prison, All Charges Dropped

New evidence reveals he was actually selling bombs, not bongs.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Vampire Theme Park Planned in Romania
“The Unhappiest Place on Earth” will only be open at night.
TV: Abominable Snowman Turns Down “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”
Happy with the way he looks, he tells producers.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New Male Contraceptive Proves 100% Successful
No men become pregnant in early trials.
 
CALIFORNIA RECALL
Wide Variety of Reasons Why
Californians Elected Arnold
Schwarzenegger

"Hate Gray Davis" is first, followed by "Gray Davis is evil robot," "Gray Davis
reminds me of my first husband."
PUBLISHING
Top 5 Diet Books
1.  Dr. Arbuckle's High-Fat, High-Carb, High-Sugar Diet
2.  Dr. Arbuckle's Eat All the Doughnuts You Want Diet
3.  Dr. Arbuckle's Eat All the Birthday Cake You Want Diet
4.  Dr. Arbuckle's Eat Anything That Doesn't Move Diet
5.  Dieters' Guide to Life Insurance, by Mrs. Arlene Arbuckle

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