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PEOPLE
Britney Spears Reportedly Studying The Kabbalah
Learned about mystical offshoot of Judaism from Madonna during their lengthy kiss.
MEDIA
White House: Americans Not
Getting Full Story on Iraq

Says only Fox News is getting it right.
 
INTERNET
CERN, Cal Tech Set Speed Record for Data Transfer on Internet
Took only 7 seconds to send entire Debbie Does Dallas from California to Switzerland.
AOL to Launch No-Frills Service
Subscribers will get only pop-up ads.
 
BUSINESS
Rupert Murdoch's Son James an Early Favorite to Run Father's Satellite Network
“Just lucky, I guess,” says the modest offspring.
SCIENCE
Brit Study: Bach, Mozart at Restaurant Makes Patrons Feel Richer, Spend More
Notorious B.I.G., Eminem makes them feel angry, leave without paying.
 

Robot Fish Introduced
“It will take some getting used to,” says one restaurant owner.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 1 in 50 Americans at
Least 100 lbs. Overweight

The rest of us just fat.
Monkeys, Electrodes Implanted
In Brains, Move Robotic Arm
With Their Thoughts

May now try it on humans, say monkeys.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Won't Regulate Dioxin in
Sewage Sludge Used as Fertilizer

"What you don't know can't hurt you," says agency spokesman.

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