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PEOPLE
  MTV's “Rock the Vote” Debate Reveals Candidates' Pot-Smoking History
Dean, Edwards, Kerry say they did, Lieberman, Kucinich, Clark, Sharpton say they didn't, Moseley Braun won't say; Gephardt “too high” to attend.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Heavy Criticism Forces CBS to
Cancel
Bedtime for Bonzo
Friends of former President Reagan say he's unable to defend himself.
Nielsen Primetime Ratings for
Human Interaction Down 4%

Compared with same period last year.
 
BUSINESS
Stocks Plunge as Bulls Escape
Many CEOs trampled in Wall Street rampage.
SCIENCE
Latest Theory: Our Universe Just
One Among Billions of Universes

None of which want anything to do with us.
Voyager I Leaves Solar System, Heading For Distant Galaxies
Bringing with it man’s universal message of war, hatred, and religious intolerance.
 
Was it Global Warming?
Or was it luck that produced this 886-pound raisin?
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Coming Soon: Implanted Microchips Containing Drugs
Remotely controlled “smart pills” will automatically cut off your medication if you don't pay your bill.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Consumer Product Safety Commission: Ban on Arsenic in Playground Equipment Not Needed
Arsenic residue unlikely to poison Consumer Product Safety Commissioners.

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