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PEOPLE
Prince Charles Finds Work He Can Do
Is briefly employed on film set before injuring finger.
Rumor: Beckhams' Marriage on the Rocks
She wants more money, fame; he wants more celebrity, wealth.
BUSINESS
FCC to Allow Cellphone Owners to Keep Number When Switching Provider
They can keep on talking without ever having to stop and take a look at the world around them.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Ancient Greek Play, Believed Lost, Found In Egyptian Mummy
Actor, (right) hoping to read for second lead, died waiting for his agent to return call.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Chemical Flame Retardants Interfere With Brain, Sexual Development
But no cause for concern unless you have a TV, computer, or furniture.
FDA Approves Chewable Contraceptive
Big Bubble Birth Control Gum goes on sale soon.
 
TRENDS 
U.S. Workers Record New Productivity Gains
Even stay-at-home Moms more productive.
 
CORRECTION
In our coverage of CNN's "Rock the Vote" Democratic candidates' debate, we reported that a young woman's question was rejected by CNN as not serious enough, and that she was given a more serious question to ask. In fact, the young woman's question was rejected by CNN as too serious, and she was given a silly question to ask by the highly regarded news network. We regret the confusion.

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