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POLITICS
Kerry Rides Motorcycle on Leno
Lieberman streaks Letterman.
 
SPORTS
College Football: More Complaints About Computer Rankings
“No way M.I.T. is better than Oklahoma,” says angry Sooner fan.
Baseball: Commissioner Selig Adds Incentive to Steroid Ban
League with fewest All-Stars testing positive gets home-field advantage in World Series.
 
ODDS AND ENDS
Bridge to the 21st Century Located
Some sections are missing.

Photo (above) shows President Bush:
A ) Joining the Augusta National Golf Club
B ) Proclaiming next Tuesday National "The Man Show" Day
C )Naming Hooters "Best New Business of the 21st Century"
D ) Renewing Secrecy Pledge for Skull and Bones Society
E ) Signing bill to criminalize abortion procedure
 
ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLER
$959 MILLION is the correct amount of frozen Iraqi assets awarded to former American POWs who had been tortured, but was instead diverted to pay for Iraq's reconstruction.

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