Ironic Times

 NO. 167 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 24 - 30, 2003 

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BUSH STATUE TOPPLED IN ENGLAND
American tea dumped in harbor; British subjects declare independence from oppressive foreign power.
 
WORLD NEWS
State Visit: Bush, Blair in Frank Talks
Bush is told what Prince Charles didn't do.
Iraq on Fast Track to Self-Rule
One small hurdle: getting 243 warring tribal and religious factions who have hated each other for centuries to quickly draft a constitution and form a western-style democracy.
U.S., Saudis Discuss Security
Assistant Secretary of Defense Richard Armitage (left) meets with Crown Prince Abdul Aziz (right), while an unknown intruder (center) looks on.
U. S. NEWS
Bush to Reduce Number of
U.S. Troops in Iraq

Following a big buildup.
Schwarzenegger Reveals Plan to Rescue California Economy
Will borrow $15 billion from Peter to pay Paul.
 
REMINDER
   Itís a good time to start thinking
   about postwar Iraq.
 
EPA Proposes Cesium, Strontium, Cobalt, Plutonium for Landfills
Would save money, take care of rat problem.
Dozens of Currency Traders Arrested For Cheating Customers
Scheme involved asking clients if they have “two tens for a five.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
4-H Science Project to Explore
Energy Potential of Household
Trash Gets $400

Rest of $23 billion in energy bill goes to oil, gas, coal companies.
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