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PAGE THREE – NOVEMBER 24 - 30, 2003
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ODDS AND ENDS
Good News: Woman Sets Record for Number of Body Piercings
Bad news: she's your daughter.
 
EDUCATION
Wheaton College Lifts
143-Year Ban on Dancing

But continues ban on music.
 
CONSUMER ALERT
Most Hazardous Toys List Released
Meant to help parents as holiday season approaches - see chart below.
SPORTS
Baseball: 5% of Players Tested Positive for Banned Substances
Same percentage as owners.
 
FACTOID
707 Million Will Be Using
Wi-Fi by 2008

Everyone else will have a good job in a nice office.
 
FASHION
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Draws More Men Than Women
Organizers are “baffled.”
Product   Potential Danger  
  En Garde! My First Fencing Set (Sharp Start) Eye, ear loss
  Krazy Glue Zoo (Jump-Price) Permanent bonding to stick-on animals
  Fermat's Last Theorem Puzzle Book (NerdWerks) Extreme frustration
  Baby's First Bathyscaphe (Naval Surplus) The bends
  Let's Play With Matches (Kingsford Kids) Firestorm

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