Ironic Times

 NO. 171 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 22 - 28, 2003

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“NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND” LAW QUIETLY AMENDED
One child will be left behind.
WORLD NEWS
Survey: Iraqis' Opinion of Americans Has Gradually Become More Positive
We've gone from “invading infidels” to “lying liberators” in less than a year.
U.S. to Beam Arab-Language TV Channel to Mideast
Voice of Satan will present American values in a more positive light.
Saddam Has Three Cavities
Bush calls on France, Germany to help pay for dental work.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Bipartisan Report: Bush Administration
Could Have Prevented 9/11

President, top aides should be prosecuted for high crimes, it concludes.
U. S. NEWS
With Saddam in Custody, Most
Americans Begin to Relax

They know he can no longer launch a massive nuclear attack on them in forty-five minutes.
Supreme Court Upholds Almost
All of Campaign Finance Law

Only exception: limits on gifts to judges.
 
REMINDER
  Beware of Greeks bearing gifts that
  require batteries.
 
National Rifle Association Facing
$100 Million Deficit

Nothing that a few armed robberies couldn't remedy.
Re-Enactment of Wright
Brothers' First Flight Fails

All flying machines grounded until further notice.
More Nixon Tapes Released
Latest batch includes conversations with Haldeman, Ehrlichman in 1972 at Camp David, in 1973 in the White House, and recently in Hell.
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