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PEOPLE
Ridge Not Worried About Homeland Security
"Do I look worried?" he asks.
Lenny Bruce Pardoned Posthumously 39 Years After Conviction
"Fast turnaround," says Galileo.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Latest Trend: Entertainment, Crime Coverage Merge at Many Local TV Stations
Crime increasingly entertaining, entertainers
increasingly criminals.
 
ADVERTISING
Commercial Time Already Sold Out for Televised Saddam Trial
Sixty-second, thirty-second spots gone; some courtroom product placement deals still available.
 
EVENTS
2004 Rose Parade
Will Be Different

Officials hope to connect with broader audience, younger demographic.
MEDIA
Stories Which Slipped Under the Radar During Media Frenzy About Saddam
1. EPA Issues License-to-Kill to Coal Mining Companies.
2. Habeas Corpus Suspended Indefinitely.
3. Bush Adds House of Lords to Congress.
4. Middle Class Disappears.
 
SCIENCE
Brit Highway Construction
Workers Find 2,500-Year-Old
Chariot and Driver

Driving on the wrong side of the road.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Latest Survey: Average American's Waistline Expanding
Same for breasts, penis.
 
HIGH TECH
New Computer Program Creates Paraphrases of Sentences
Software, just introduced, makes statements of equivalent meaning.

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